defunctzombie:

noxturnel:

this is from a town in spain that in San fermines instead of bulls uses a giant ball and its so funny watching it on tumblr 

UNMUTE

tesladyneindustries:

mistomaxo:

yiffmaster:

this is the most surreal most 21st century sentence I’ve ever read

noo

how is angry birds collecting sexual orientation data? how do these birds know im gay

interstelleri:

queer-taako:

mangastream:

we’ve come full circle

Fun fact apparently there is serious debate in Japan as to whether the King of the Hill sub or dub is better.

this is something i never knew i was waiting my whole life to read

flyingbatteries:

i’m losing my mind 

annehathavay:

annehathavay:

we talk a lot abt cate blanchett wearing suits (understandably so), but does anyone remember the time anne hathaway were a suit to the oscars? because damn

i mean???

shelgon:

Images from the upcoming Pokémon Tightly Hug Cable Cover Figurines by Kitan Club. To be release this July in Japan. 

assassinationtipsforladies:

greelin:

greelin:

i love my mother dearly but ability-wise she frightens me bc not only can she find 20 four leaf clovers within the span of like 2 minutes, everywhere, she can also write her name w/ both hands on a dry erase board or w/e at the exact same time and have both be a mirror image of one another

to add to this: i was making breakfast this morning and i hear “hey milo! look who came to say hello!” and, expecting like, a moth or a frog or something of that nature, i turn and she’s holding a snake

Yer ma’s a witch. Be nice to her

mamapluto:

amalgamasreal:

trilllizard666:

daisenseiben:

mother-teresa-with-a-dick:

turbovirginbonerlord:

OP forgot the best part

did he try to stab her?

No, he was trying to cut off his pinkie finger as an apology.

The running joke of the manga is that he used to be a high-ranking yakuza enforcer who’s having trouble adapting to civilian life. Hence her shocked face when she saw the decorations and the creepy way he sang “Happy Birthday”; it’s a traditional birthday celebration for your oyabun, not your wife.

oh my god, i just realized, this means he sees her

AS THE BOSS IN THE RELATIONSHIP

He see’s her as his direct boss, but the group’s head is the Women’s Association Chairwoman:

what is this??? Please tell me it’s published and not a scanlation, bc I need it on my shelf

deepshowerthoughts:

Doing the same thing over and over and expecting a different result is the definition of insanity…but it’s also the definition of practice.

suthnmeh:

mikeyandpizza:

An exclusive sneak peek at the opening titles for ‘Rise of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles’! COWABUNGA DUDES!

well holy shit the animation was amazing… if you play it frame by frame cuz otherwise it’s all a blur XD but yeah amazinngngng

pancakeke:

saffron-not-so-joy:

rabdoidal:

for the love of fucking god let me reblog ads tumblr

is that a fucking game boy cartridge case?

this is a legit lifehack because keeping a condom in your wallet is bad news. the friction from it being in your pocket or jostled around wears down the latex and can cause it to tear. if you keep one on you in a gameboy cart case that won’t be an issue because no one will have sex with you